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The Toy Taker

Performed by

Bruce Roberts

Length

Music and Lyrics

Diana B and Bruce Roberts

The Toy Taker is a song in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and The Island Of Misfit Toys.

Lyrics[]

Movie Version[]

You think I'm mean and a nasty fiend

'Cause I'm known for stealing lots of toys,

But close your ear to those things you hear

They're lies from sniggly girls and boys

'Cause they might flatter you on Christmas Day,

But sooner or later they will grow away

And they'll leave you behind when they go out to play

No, they won't take you

They won't take you

But I am a wonderful guy

I'd never treat a toy the way those children do

And though you may not want to go

The Toy Taker, that's me,

Will take care of you!

And you,

And you,

And you,

And you,

And you...

A brand-new toy full of pride and joy

At first, will have a primo time

But then some kid drops you on your lid

And poof! You're gone before your time!

A broken nose, that's the way it goes

A missing wheel, think of how you'll feel

When your paint peels off and you start to cough

(Cough, cough, cough)

Will they ever know?

But I am a heck of a guy

I'll treat you with respect until my face turns blue

And yes, I am filled with finesse

The Toy Taker, who else, will take care of you

And you...

I'm a really peaceful fellow

At heart I'm soft as Jell-O

My modus operandi

Is influenced by Gandhi

So cheer, 'cause the Toy Taker's here

You'll never be discarded or get thrown away

I swear, what I'm saying is true

The Toy Taker, that's me, will take care of you

And you,

And you,

And you,

And you!

Extended Album Version[]

You think I'm mean and a nasty fiend

'Cause I'm known for stealing lots of toys,

But close your ear to those things you hear

They're lies from sniggly girls and boys

'Cause they might flatter you on Christmas Day,

But sooner or later they will grow away

And they'll leave you behind when they go out to play

No, they won't take you

They won't take you

But I am a wonderful guy

I'd never treat a toy the way those children do

And though you may not want to go

The Toy Taker, that's me,

Will take care of you!

And you,

And you,

And you,

And you,

And you...

A brand-new toy full of pride and joy

At first, will have a primo time

But then some kid drops you on your lid

And poof! You're gone before your time!

A broken nose, that's the way it goes

A missing wheel, think of how you'll feel

When your paint peels off and you start to cough

(Cough, cough, cough)

Will they ever know?

But I am a heck of a guy

I'll treat you with respect until my face turns blue

And yes, I am filled with finesse

The Toy Taker, who else, will take care of you

And you...

I'm a really peaceful fellow

At heart I'm soft as Jell-O

My modus operandi

Is influenced by Gandhi

So cheer, 'cause the Toy Taker's here

You'll never be discarded or be thrown away

I swear, what I'm saying is true

The Toy Taker, that's me, will take care of you

And you,

And you,

And you,

And you!

And you,

And you

So this Toy Taker will choose you

Before those ingrates lose you

I will always love tender

You won’t be return to sender

Yes I descend from the sky

To rescue each and every toy through skill and flare

That’s why I do all that I do

The Toy Taker, that's me, will take care of you

And you,

And you,

And you,

And you!


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