I Hate Santa Claus | |
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Performed by |
Carmen Twillie |
Length |
2:13 |
Music and Lyrics |
Al Kasha and Michael Lloyd |
I Hate Santa Claus is a song Stormella sang in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie.
Lyrics[]
Movie Version[]
I get a certain thrill,
From every falling snowflake,
Or an ice shift that causes
A catastrophic earthquake,
I get a happy chill
From the crush of avalanches,
And whither the trees with a thousand breaking branches
Because you crossed my path,
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath!
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard in a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because,
I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
That joyful toyful, and oh, so merry,
If you ask me, unextraordinary,
I hate Santa Claus! Yes, I hate Santa Claus!
What’s with that Ho! Ho! Ho!
And his jolly disposition,
Giving toys to girls and boys,
I must ruin his merry mission!
I’m just getting warm with the havoc that I’ll cause
When I blow my wicked storm and crash that Santa Claus
Oh! Because you crossed my path
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard in a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because,
I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
IIIIII Haaate Saaantaaa Claaauuussss!
I hate him!
Extended Album Version[]
I get a certain thrill,
From every falling snowflake,
Or an ice shift that causes
A catastrophic earthquake,
I get a happy chill
From the crush of avalanches,
And whither the trees with a thousand breaking branches
Because you crossed my path,
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath!
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard in a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because,
I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
That joyful toyful, and oh, so merry,
If you ask me, unextraordinary,
I hate Santa Claus! Yes, I hate Santa Claus!
What’s with that Ho! Ho! Ho!
And his jolly disposition,
Giving toys to girls and boys,
I must ruin his merry mission!
I’m just getting warm with the havoc that I’ll cause
When I blow my wicked storm and crash that Santa Claus
Oh! Because you crossed my path
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard in a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because,
I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
That joyful toyful, and oh, so merry,
If you ask me an extraordinary,
I hate Santa Claus! Yes, I hate Santa Claus!
Oooooh, ooh!
I make all the snow...and he takes all the credit.
He steals all of my thunder, and I'll make him regret it!
I've had it, I've had it, and I won't be cheated
'til he's gone for good
And santa is defeated
Oh!
Because you crossed my path
You’ll feel Stormella’s wrath
And now I shall release my stormy masterpiece
I’ll bury that old gizzard in a wizard of a blizzard
And it’s because,
I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
That joyful toyful, and oh, so merry,
If you ask me, unextraordinary,
I hate Santa Claus! Yes, I hate Santa Claus!
IIIIII Haaate Saaantaaa Claaauuussss!
I hate him!